Saturday, May 17, 2008

mosquitoes must DIE

I hate them. Grararara.
On Thursday, I was petting the neighborhood cat (name's Jazz, and is so cute and fat, and I love cats now haha). And then, lo and behold, a mosquito bit my pinky finger. Within ten minutes, my finger had swollen up quite badly, but I figured it'd go away.

It's Saturday now, and it's swelling really badly. My pinky finger's width is now bigger than my THUMB. My freaking THUMB.

And the spot where the mosquito bit me keeps producing this weird, yellow pus-juice thing. I have to keep wiping it off with a tissue. It's on my left hand, too, so writing is now really hard. And I have to do my homework. Lousy mosquitoes, trying to make me fail my exams. Seriously, if I write, I'll have to bend my pinky, which makes the juice squirt out more and my finger swell more. I don't know what to do. :(

You know the loose skin around the middle of the finger? The part where the finger bends? Yeah, for my pinky, that spot is all swollen up completely, and fat looking. It's like having an obese finger.

On a happier note, DBSK/Tohoshinki is totally brightening my life up. OH JAEJOONG/YUNHO, MARRY ME! And of course, Teppei. ^_^

Monday, May 12, 2008

oh, i wuv youuuu anberlin!

OH YES HOT STUFF ANBERLIN! Akakaka!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Surrender

Their fourth studio album currently slated for an August release.

OH YES! I am pumped! I need more awesome songs to fuel my playlist! The album will be "guitar-heavy", but I really hope they put in one or two happy-poppy songs like Autobahn or Downtown Song. ^_^

And there'll be "diverse instruments"...like the sitar. Whoa, the sitar. Awesomesauce. And they also want one of their tracks to be playable on Rock Band. WHOOAAAAAAAA!

This is their first album with their new record company, by the way. It's a 'major label' : Universal Republic Records. Now, pretend that you know what that is. Because I know that I don't. =/

But regardless: Anberlin will rock. Oh, right, and because I know most of you won't care to read the wiki article, I'll just copy-pasta a quote regarding the album title, New Surrender:
We will all come to the point in our life where we have to admit that we feel
defeated, that something has conquered us. We must change, not because we want
to, but because we desperately have to. We can not take life in its current
suffocating state, even to admit such desperation shows that we are feeling
deserted, wandering the barren desert, a shell of our former selves. It is only
up from here, it is impossible to sink any lower into ourselves or our
circumstances. But we can be salvaged, a deliverance. No vice can stand, no fix
can take. The thorn in the side can be removed, but you have to be willing to
admit and surrender. Surrender your habits, your lifestyle, your past, your
present, and your future. This is your new surrender. The new surrender.
Why, yes sir, Mr. Christian, ye are a poet sir! Yar!

August, come quickly!!

By the way, I think this is a record for me. How many updates already? Normally I only update twice a month. Wakaka. I think I'm just procrastinating studying. Lol. D=

I am a sad panda. And also, a banana.

I feel a lot of regret over not doing more when I was younger.

I think that the reason why I feel that I don't have a lot of free time now is because there's so much I want to do. I want to play the piano, I want to learn the guitar, I want to develop my musical ability, I want to learn Mandarin, I want to learn Japanese, and I want to write like a frenzied artist.

When I was younger, I should've taken advantage of my free time to further my piano and Mandarin studies. But nooooo, I had to not be interested in them back then.

I don't "regret" any of my decisions. They make sense to me still. I stopped piano and Mandarin because I didn't like it. I don't learn anything if I don't like it, really. But I just wish that...I had wanted to learn it back then. If I was interested back then, I know I could've achieved so much.

And so now, I have to cram in writing, learning languages, and learning instruments into any time I have that isn't dedicated to studying.

I think I do sound quite silly lah. But I really want to be awesome at all these things. I want to be a polyglot (can speak a lot of languages lah), an awesomesauce writer, and a OMGWOWOWOWOW musician. And I know that if I keep working at these things, I can and will one day be all those things. But with what little time I have to practice these things, that 'one day' is very far away.

I haven't practiced guitar in weeks. WEEKS! When I finally practice again, my fingers are going to hurt like heck.

What I regret: not having good time-management skills. Oh time, where are thou?

I'm going to make my kids watch Nodame Cantabile so that they'll want to learn an instrument and Japanese, and make them listen to awesome (not ulu opera songs) Chinese songs so that they'll want to learn that.

Oh, and I wish I had taken up violin. I was actually suppose to study violin! I remember going to the music store with my family and looking at a selection of small, cute violins meant for a small girl like me! But...I don't remember why I didn't study it. O_o. I went with piano after that.

And you know what that means? IT MEANS THAT I CAN'T JOIN AN ORCHESTRA! Darn it all, how am I supposed to meet hot musicians and have awesome romantic dramas with them? I LOST MY CHANCE AT A REAL-LIFE J-DRAMA! *cries*

Oh, and I want to do Vonn's awesome photo tag thing. But I'm quite lazy! I also don't have a lot of photos. D= I'll get around to it though. Meanwhile, KEEP TAGGING ME PEOPLE! WITH NON-TIMECONSUMING PHOTO TAGS! JUST WORDREPLY TAGS PLS!

Summary = I'm a sad black-and-white banana.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

I fell asleep in class today. I woke up riiiiight before my teacher went, "Are you sleeping, Roanne?" To which I quickly replied, "Huh, oh, no, of course not!"

I'm such a good student, hor?

I have a maths test tomorrow. Pray for me plskthxbai. Oh, and also an IT excursion! We're going to the city...TO A GAMES EXHIBITION! OMG OMG OMG, PSYCH!!!!!!! I love IT. Wakakaka. Exhibition is about gaming, history of games and whatnot. I AM HYPED!!!!!

But then...MATHS TEST.

But then! GAMES!

But then...MATHS TEST!

But then...GAMES!!!

I'm contemplating taking up piano lessons again, at my school. I want to not suck at it. ~_~

BTW, Vonn, START FACEBOOK-WALLING!!!! ~_~_~_~_~_~ I WANT EPIC POSTS, DARN YOUUUU!!! And papayas do not suck. Squeeze lemons over them and they rock. AND they make your boobs grow (according to some Chinese tradition, lol). Thus, they are vital to me. :( I hate being an airport. ~_~

Back to music-topic: I wish I was more musically attuned. D= Like, perfect pitch, sense of rhythm, blah blah blah. I have the worst hand-eye coordination too. And heck, left hand-right hand coordination.

....mangosteens, where art thou? D= Currently, my fantasy is hugging Teppei Koike who's holding a bowl full of mangosteens and rambutans.

Anyway, back to maths. Anyone want to help me? PRAY FOR ME :D!

Saturday, May 03, 2008

From condoms to fruits

Dear Australian supermarkets,

Please stop overpricing your papayas outrageously. RM20 for a small, unripe little green ball is ridiculous. Also, please stock rambutans and mangosteens for reasonable prices. Also, I would like to request tasty mango, not those pathetic unripe abominations that sit under the white paper sign labelling them as "Mangos". Those are not mangos. Those are sins. Please purchase a ticket to Malaysia, and proceed to buy and taste the mangos there. Those are mangos. Those are divinity incarnated as a fruit.

Also, in case I lost you in my first sentence, what I call a 'papaya' is what you call 'pawpaws'. Don't ask me why I use a clearly superior title for these heavenly fruits. Rather, ask yourselves why you insist on using such a stupid name for such respectable fruits.

Thank you for your time. I hope you will take into consideration everything I've written and come to the conclusion that I am right and you are wrong. Good day.

Yours truly,
A very cranky, fruit-starved Malaysian.

Friday, May 02, 2008

Oh, Korowa youuuuu, lolol

My school gave me a condom. WAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

They sprung a sex education thinggy on us under the guise of the title "Decision Making". They also showed us a video, and there was this short segment where there was a model of a guy's ding-a-ling-ling and taught us how to put on a condom.

I have no idea why they're teaching an all-girls' school how to put on a condom. But hey, lol!

Oh, and throughout the whole thing, I was covering my face with a white scarf (borrowed from Gloria dahling) because I was giggling and tittering. SO MATURE, AMIRITE? wakakaka. I think I'll eternally be laughing whenever someone mentions sex to me. WAKAKAKAKA!

The condom was made in Malaysia, btw. I had no idea that Malaysia even produced condoms. I don't know why.

I think my mom threw it away already, hahahah.

Oh, and stress. BUT I SHALL PERSEVERE! FOR TEPPEI KOIKE! AND WYAAAAATT! <3<3

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tagged by Nina Banana


1. What do you do when someone physically attacks you for no reason?
RUN AWAAAAAAYY!!!

2. Do you sing along to songs even if u don't like the song?
Yes...

3. What do you think has been the hardest decision you've had to make this far?
...becoming a dentist? No, seriously. I STILL AM NOT SUREEEEE! OH FUTURE, WHAT ARE THOU?

4. What do you do when you're upset?
scream gibberish words.

5. What is the one thing that always or mostly makes you feel better?
Teppei Koike. What?

6. What do you do when you're alone?
Sing. Sexily. *eyebrow wiggle* (actually, I just play games, cause my parents will scold me if they see me playing games, so I must play in secret, yep yep)

7. What are you feeling now?
PROCRASTINATION! is that a feeling?

8. What would you do if you had only one day to live?
Fly to Japan to propose to Teppei. He can't exactly say no to a dying girl's wishes, can he? Mwehehehe

9. What is your favorite phrase?
*throws a plate of potatoes at you* & "THEY'RE ALL POTATOES!"

10. What is your definition of entertainment? (example please.)
Games...? Um....fangirling and watching j-dramas! Yes! OH NODAME CANTABILE, THOU ART AWESOME!

11. What do you hate most?
Orals. English orals. Regarding boring books.

12. What are you craving at the moment?
Teppei Koike

13. Which country would you like to reside in permanently?
This is actually a really hard question for me. Malaysia? Australia? Japan? HEAVEN? WHO KNOWS?

14. Are you in some form or way a masochist?
Yes. *sexy eyebrow wiggle*

15. What is the one thing you really like about yourself?
My eyebrows My randomness.

16. What is the one thing you don't like about yourself?
My nose. My procrastination and fear of public speaking.

17. What is your most unrealistic dream?
Marrying Teppei Koike. :(

18. What do you think of global warming; true or false?
True lah

19. Who is better Tyra Banks or Oprah (if you haven't seen at least 10 minutes of either, please refrain from answering).
Oprah. What kind of question is this. Pfft.

20. What is home to you?
Home is where the laughter is! ^_^ It can be anywhere, and everywhere! It's where I can feel happy!

21. What is the one thing your parents do that irritate you the most?
...their nagging and obsession with studies ANNNDDDD strictness. rawr

22. What is your perception of yourself?
Don't really understand this question...? Um...I'm...a...girl? Er...what?

23. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
...nothing, actually. I can't think of anything. OH GOSH, I AM DULL!

24. Liquid soap or soap bar?
BAR SOAP, DOODS!

25. What is the one stupidest thing you've done that you can say, "I'm never doing that again!"?
Hahah, nothing. Everything's there for learning experiences.



FINITO!

OH MAN, I'M BORING WITH TAGS! BUT HEY, TAG ME, BABY!

Friday, April 04, 2008

BAR SOAP OR BODY WASH? YOUR VOTE!

vonn far far away says:
brb. is washing hands and mouth with soap

Nomchan ~ Lovely ★ Complex! says:
...WASHING YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP?
omg
ewwwww
are you sticking the soap bar inside or something

vonn far far away says:
eer
wash outside of mouth
we use body wash
bar soap is so yesterday

Nomchan ~ Lovely ★ Complex! says:
oohhh
bar soaps are for the hardcore!

vonn far far away says:
no
for the outdated

Nomchan ~ Lovely ★ Complex! says:
hardcore maaann
when you're out in the jungle, you don't have body wash
YOU HAVE BAR SOAP
when you're in a desert, you dont' have body wash
YOU HAVE BAR SOAP
when you're underwater in an old ship, you don't have body wash
YOU HAVE BAR SOAP

vonn far far away says:
u can bring body wash in bottle
it is likez teh travel pack?!

Nomchan ~ Lovely ★ Complex! says:
.....BAR SOAP

vonn far far away says:
noh

Nina says:
i love soap

vonn far far away says:
body wash in ze bottle
omg retards

Nomchan ~ Lovely ★ Complex! says:
post this in your blog

Nina says:
wat

Nomchan ~ Lovely ★ Complex! says:
AND LET YOUR READERS DECIDE
to soap or to not soap!

vonn far far away says:
wth
okay

Nomchan ~ Lovely ★ Complex! says:
that is the question

vonn far far away says:
hahahaha

Nina says:
haha omg

vonn far far away says:
ALL OF US HAVE TO POST IN OUR BLOGS OKAY

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

my parents are making me hate the holidays.

greatly hate it.

~_~

and tong hua is so awesome.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

OH YES HALLELUJAH TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL

currently 1:41AM. In 14 hours, I'll be a FREE BIRD!

i also have a huge religion test in the morning. And I'm wasting my time blogging instead. Oh Lord help me.

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! NYA NYA NYA, LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!

Monday, March 10, 2008

wah, almost a month since my last post.

and I did try to take pics. but I look very stupid in all of them. so no pics for you guys! suckers! unless, you want pics of my teddybears + rabbit. they look very nice actually. heheeh

i'll post pics. One day. when I get off my arse and can be bothered to snap pictures properly.

HAHAHAHA THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!

hn, i want to post something, but I forgot what. :(

two more weeks till school holiday!

And I just noticed that I don't properly capitalize the first word of every sentence. I'm not sure why. I'll change that now; it's very annoying to read in my opinion.

Oh, and guys, remember to buy my book when I publish it. One day. =)

And also, please, book a ticket to come to Australia. Please. All of you. I'll let you all sleep in my house on the floor. Just come here and hang out with meeeee!

Oh! And I just discovered that I can see into my neighbor's house through my kitchen window. I was watching them intently for 10 minutes earlier. It's pretty cool. Spying.

I always wanted to be a spy. Since I was a kid. Yes...to work for a secret organization, fighting crime, getting cool gadgets...yar....

Oh, I have 4 tests this week. English, Maths Methods, Chemistry, and Biology. The Big 4. pray for me, darlings? I love Biology, with all my heart. It is the greatest, most interesting subject in the world, and I have the greatest teacher in the world. Chemistry is freaking hard, but my teacher is good. Math is hard, bleh. English is the language of evil.

I've become increasing lazy in practicing my guitar and piano. Guitar, moreso, as I know so little so I have so little to practice. For piano, I know some songs and ditties to waste away my time "practicing".

I need a muse. Someone to inspire me. Motivate me. Someone to brighten up my day and make me jump for joy every second. Someone who'll make me want to be my very best.

I should get a crush lah. Not love or anything, but just a crush. That'll make me want to do stuff more. Fact!

My heart is powered by love! ^_^

Oh, and I just started watching anime! Lovely Complex! It's super funny and cute! It's a romantic comedy about a girl who's taller than most, and a guy who's shorter than most. Will they overcome their differences, put aside their fights, and fall in love? Naaaaah!

Anyway, I must depart, my little darlings! Farewell, farewell!

Monday, February 11, 2008

year 11 so stressful.

:(

nevermind...like, 26 more school days till term break. In March. WHY CAN'T MARCH BE TOMORROW?????

*sweatdrop*

Sunday, February 03, 2008

hahahaha.

was just watching the first episode of So You Think You Can Dance, the Australian version. There was this really freaky lady. She kept saying that she was dancing because she was in love with Gary, her partner. And he was just keeping quiet, and looking freaked out.

And there was this 15 y/o boy who danced really really well, contemporary. He got a standing ovation from the judges. but he couldn't get in because of his age. =(

School started, yeah.
So much homework, so little time. ='(

Daddy's coming back on Wednesday! :happyface:
<3<3<3<3 Goooooo Team Lau! XD

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

NOOOOO HEATH LEDGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYY

NOT HEATH! ANYONE BUT HEATH! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HEEAAAAATTTHHHH

WHHYYYYYY

*cries*

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

i've got your back if you've got my hand!

high five me in the shoutbox.

come on, show me some skin.

HIGH FIVE ME.

Friday, January 18, 2008

OH MAN I WISH I COULD PLAY FFXIII RIGHT NOW

Random~~~
But really. I am SO hyping for it right now, and it's not even going to come out this year. :sadface:

I'd seriously pre-order a special edition release of it if they do release one. I'll have to convince ma and Old Pop, of course, but with my puppy-dog eyes and eternal nagging, they'll give it...I hope.

But man.

I love my PS3. I just wish I had more RPGs to play on it. :sadface:

BORED

but i do not want to go back to school. D=

Thursday, January 03, 2008

My parents are watching such a violent Chinese drama show.

Every 5 minutes, there's some shooting and mob rioting. Bloodshed and bullets all over the place.

There was even a torture scene, which involved iron branding some poor mafia dude.

If they ever ban me from watching something cause it's too violent, I'm gonna just ban them from watching this show. HAH!

Bored~~~~

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Went to the city with family. Drank a drink called "Dancing Violets". It's rose, violet, syrup, and ice. It tasted like perfume. I might die of poisoning soon. D=

Had a beeeeaauutiifulll walk through the city. Like, fantastic. Scenic. Gorgeous.

Happy birthday, Jesus. <3 Though I actually believe You're born in spring, heh, happy birthday in case it is your birthday! Nowhere in the Bible does it say 25 December, does it?

Rachel bought me a guitar book. Awesome possum, man. <3 her.

So, yes, Merry Christmas.

Hugs all around!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

....I'M A LOUSY BLOG UPDATER, OKAY, I KNOW IT.

BAH

SHUT UP

>:(

Trying to be productive. Not succeeding.

My left index finger is swollen. I dunno why. It might be a really really big mosquito bite, which is likely since it's kinda itchy, or a spider bit me and the poison is a slow-working venom that'll render me a lifeless vegetable by the end of the week.

Bring it on, spidey.

It's really swollen though. Can't play the guitar :(

Friday, November 23, 2007

bah humbug

happy birthday Rachel. even though it doesn't feel like it, happy birthday.

now please stop crying.